Congratulations tax payer, if you have found this link it means you have been selected to join us for an unforgettable and almost disturbing night at our exclusive secret banquet gig at Oxford Art Factory.
This event promises to be an exciting and unique experience, so much so that you won’t want any evidence that you were there leaked to the media. Yes, this gig will be used as blackmail against you.
Our secret banquet will only be known to our selected ticket holders, adding an element of mystery and unintentional classist tone to the evening. Once inside, you’ll be treated to electronic music played sonically by our talented DJ servant ‘Mumfighter’.
Enjoy drinks from our private bar and indulge in delicious bites from our catering partners (possibly just the band walking around with a tray of powder and full moon blood). Our event staff will ensure that you have everything you need to make this an unforgettable night.
After musical formalities the banquet will continue late into the night at a secret location that will be revealed on the night, so be sure to wear your formal attire whatever that might be and come ready to have a horrible time. Space is limited, so secure your tickets now and join us for a night of music, dancing, and rituals at The Tin Knees’ secret banquet gig!